【禁闻】网友看两会:荒诞剧演出

【新唐人2012年3月8日讯】中共两会代表几天来在北京的表现,不仅让外媒记者们大跌眼镜,也让熟悉国情的大陆网友惊讶不已。有网友说,本来应该非常严肃的事情,却被这些代表们演成了“荒诞剧”。

今年两会最先被网友评为年度笑话的是,李鹏之女、中电公司董事长李小琳的“道德档案”提议。她说:“我觉得应该给每个公民建立一份道德档案,以此来约束大家,每个人都要‘知耻’。”有法律学者批评说,恰恰相反,公民该对官员进行道德评判。而网友则毫不客气的指出:“最无耻的就是电力行业、国企老总、官二代!”李小琳作为电力公司的董事长,不说电老虎的垄断,却说要给公民建立道德档案,被网友认为是“荒诞剧 ”的开场。

“荒诞剧”最精彩的一幕则由吉林省歌舞剧院歌舞团团长刘春梅上演。3月5号上午,她在人民大会堂东门外,突然高歌“哥哥你要把河过,先要对上妹妹的歌……”而且一边唱一遍转。事情经大陆媒体高调报导后,网友骂声一片,有的评论说“两会变耍猴的了”。也有网友讥笑:“唱情歌这种事我自己行着呢,真不用别人代表。”

两会奇闻中,还有83岁的申纪兰提出的“网路的确该管管”提议,这位当了55年代表,从没投过反对票的人大“活化石”说:“我有个想法,网也应该有人管,不是谁想弄就能弄。”她还自问:“这个网,你谁想上就能上?还是要组织批准呢?”对这位素以农民号称的老人,大陆网友本来只是善意的劝说:“咱不说话行吗?”后来媒体曝光,申纪兰在山西开有贸易公司、地产公司,于是,受骗的网友愤怒斥责:骗子代表能代表谁?

而不知身在何处真的王立军和又无处不在的全国政协代表上海戏曲学院副院长“王立军”,也被网友列为两会“荒诞剧”中的一幕。

Netizen: Two Sessions Became Absurd Shows

The deputies to the two sessions of the Chinese Communist
Party (CCP) put on jaw-dropping shows over past few days.
The representatives talks and behavior stunned foreign
media reporters as well as Chinese netizens.
Online comments say that the sessions should have been
held very seriously, but were performed as absurd dramas.

“Joke of the Year”of the two sessions was voted
by Chinese netizens.
It was given to Li Xiaolin, daughter of Li Peng,
former CCP Premier.
Li Xiaolin was the President of China Power International
Development Limited.
Li said, “I think we should create a moral file for each citizen,
so as to restrain all, for every one should ‘have shame awareness’”.
Legal scholars refuted Li’s proposal that it is the citizen who
should make moral judgment about the official.
A netizen criticized, “The most shameless are
the electric power sector, the state-owned enterprise CEOs and the official 2nd-generation!”
Li unveiled the opening of absurd dramas, who did not
mention the electric power’s monopoly.
Instead, she proposed creating citizen moral files.

The hit of the absurd show was put on by Liu Chunmei,
head of Music and Dance Troupe of Jilin Province.
On the morning of March 5, Liu spontaneously sang a love
song outside the east entrance to Great Hall of the People.
While singing, Liu was also rotating her body.

The news was reported in high-profile by China media,
attracting waves of condemnation.
An online posting said, “the two sessions became
a monkey-trick show.”
A netizen sneered, “I’m very skillful at singing love songs,
that really has no need to be represented by others.”

The odd news about the CCP’s two sessions falls
on the head of 83-year-old Shen Jilan.
Shen, being a representative for 55 years, and who has
never vetoed, said:
“I have an ideal, someone should control the internet,
shouldn’t let people freely use it.”
Shen asked, “Can this internet service be offered to anybody
who wants? Or should it require the Party’s approval?”
Officially touted as a farmer, Shen was later exposed as
owning trade and real estate companies in Shan Xi province.
Deceived netizens rebuked; “Who can be represented
by a liar deputy?”

Wang Lijun, whose whereabouts is are unknown was
another part of “theater of the absurd” of the two sessions.

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