【新唐人2011年5月10日讯】随着中国大陆武汉一位13岁的少年黄艺博一夜爆红，他手臂上挂着的“五道杠”——少先队总队长的标志牌就成了热议的话题。草根网路娱乐节目组《龙颜大悦》推出了《我是五道杠》的视频，辛辣评论了中国权本位主义对青少年的毒害。
“我是五道杠，人称五条纯一郎，五是五毛的五啊，杠是杠牌的杠。我是五道杠，少先队里我做王，这是为什么呢？哥有霸气外露相。
《我是五道杠》这3分多钟的视频，视频主角是少先队武汉市总队部副总队长——黄艺博。黄艺博的故事，最近在媒体网络发酵，不仅引发了公众对儿童教育的关注，更引来各路媒体对中共党文化的冷嘲热讽与批判。
视频里说，黄艺博击毙了世界头号恐怖份子本‧拉登，还受到美国总统奥巴马亲自接见和热情握手。而后，则是辛辣讽刺了黄艺博从２岁开始看新闻联播，7岁开始坚持每天读人民日报，官味十足的站姿与微笑，还有几乎每张照片上都少不了的“五道杠”标志。
大陆博客作家韩寒在博文《黄艺博是个好干部》写道：黄艺博同学是天真的，他相信“新闻联播”和《人民日报》里说的一切东西，但问题是领导们自己都不相信。韩寒预料，黄艺博在未来的官场上会受到排挤，因为在一堆普遍都不相信只想借着名头捞些利益的人群里，他太突兀了。韩寒这篇在新浪博客的文章，以及转载在其他网页上的文章已经被删除。
“臂章上的那个杠杠哟 红个艳艳个艳 如果民办教师这事问我感受 一颗星他羞不羞”
《法国国际广播电台》署名凯文的文章说，“五道杠”本来是一个子虚乌有的标志，只是武汉市少工委心血来潮的地方性独创而已。而“五道杠”所体现的是红卫兵式的虚妄，是党文化中深入骨髓的官僚等级特征
近日，全国少工委少先队发表了声明，表示他们从来没有五条杠。看到这个消息，韩寒说自己为这位小朋友感到伤心，做了这么多，甚至站姿都和中央这么像，但却只是成为了武汉市的一个实验品。
凯文认为，对于黄艺博这样的小小少年来说，革命党文化的乾坤袋太危险，或许机器猫的百宝箱才是符合童真天性的好去处。
尽管媒体舆论对“五道杠少年”现象进行了批评，但黄艺博所戴的“五道杠”却受到小学生的热烈追捧。据大陆媒体报导，“五道杠”这个标志牌在市场卖得很火，售价10元左右，多家店成交量都有几百个。
“既然敢包装，就请别怕出洋相，小小年纪不大啊，充啥大尾巴狼，童年去何方，童真童心换官腔。这是为什么呢？金钱本位主思想。”
新唐人记者王子琦、郭敬综合报导。
The “Five Stripes” Irony
Thirteen year old Huang Yibo from Wuhan City
became famous overnight. The “Five Stripes" rank
on his arm have made him a hot topic online.
“Five Stripes” are a commander rank in the CCP’s
(Chinese Communist Party’s) Young Pioneers.
Caogen.com released a video, “I am a Five Stripes”
on its online program “Emperor Is Pleased,”
as a bitter criticism to CCP’s concept of power
and its impact on young people.
“I am a Five Stripes,” the boy of five stripes.
I am the King of the Young Pioneers. Why is that?
Because I have a domineering comrade look.”
The main character of the 3 minute program
“I am a Five Stripes” is Huang Yibo, deputy chief
of the Wuhan City Young Pioneers’ team.
The story of Huang has turned into a hot topic,
attracting attention to children’s education,
and criticism from the media on CCP’s culture.
In the video, Huang Yibo killed Osama Bin Laden,
and was welcomed by U.S. President Barack Obama,
followed by the irony of how Huang watched CCTV
news since age 2 and reads People’s Daily since age 7.
It shows him smiling and standing like CCP official.
On almost each scene are the “Five Stripes” seen.
China’s writer Han Han published on his blog
the article “Huang Yibo Is A Good Cadre", stating:
“Yibo is naive. He believes CCTV’s news
and People’s Daily. But the problem is
the leaders themselves do not believe these news.”
Han Han predicts Huang Yibo will be excluded
from the officials’ circle in the future,
because he will stand out among those
who do not believe in this news,
and who only use their positions to get benefits.
Han Han’s article was removed from his blog
on sina.com and other sites.
“The Stripes on the sign of his arm are so bright…”
Radio France Internationale’s (RFI) article states
that there is no “Five Stripes” rank.
It was only created by Wuhan City’s
Young Pioneers Committee. It shows
the Red Guards’ psychology and the deep impact
of CCP’s bureaucratic culture on people.
Recently, the National Young Pioneers Committee
issued a statement saying they never issued
the “Five Stripes” rank. Regarding this statement,
Han Han said in this blog that he was sad for Huang,
who has done so much and even stands
like a leader of the central government,
to be just an experimental product in Wuhan City.
RFI thinks the impact of CCP culture on kids
is too dangerous. Doraemon’s treasure chest
might be a better option for innocent kids.
Media criticized the “Five Stripes” phenomena, but
the sign has become very popular among students.
According to Mainland China’s media,
the “Five Stripes” sign is a hot item on the market,
sold at about RMB10.
“Since they dare to show off like this,
they are not afraid of looking silly.
A young child acting like an official,
where will such childhood take him in the future?
The innocence of a child is replaced
by the look of a communist official.
In the name of what? Money and power?”
NTD reporters Wang Ziqi and Guo Jing
